Click on the picture to return...");
}
//DO ROLLOVER ONLY IF BROWSER IS 3.0 and ABOVE (and not IE3)
// Mods Copyright 2000 Kenny Liu
// I stole this code from Eric (http://www.echeng.com) who wrote this:
// I stole this code from my friends Ben and Ardith over at Akimbo Design.
// They're awesome... check them out: http://www.akimbodesign.com
var homeindex = 0;
var selfindex = 1;
var workindex = 2;
var playindex = 3;
var guestbookindex = 4;
var vers= navigator.appVersion.charAt(0);
if ((navigator.appName.indexOf("Explorer")>1) & (vers == 3)){vers=2}//if ie3, set to no-rollover
if (vers >=3){
//PRELOAD ROLLOVER IMAGES
home_off = new Image();
home_on = new Image();
self_off = new Image();
self_on = new Image();
work_off = new Image();
work_on = new Image();
play_off = new Image();
play_on = new Image();
guestbook_off = new Image();
guestbook_on = new Image();
home_off.src="http://www.kennyliu.com/images/home_off.jpg";
home_on.src="http://www.kennyliu.com/images/home_on.jpg";
self_off.src="http://www.kennyliu.com/images/self_off.jpg";
self_on.src="http://www.kennyliu.com/images/self_on.jpg";
work_off.src="http://www.kennyliu.com/images/work_off.jpg";
work_on.src="http://www.kennyliu.com/images/work_on.jpg";
play_off.src="http://www.kennyliu.com/images/play_off.jpg";
play_on.src="http://www.kennyliu.com/images/play_on.jpg";
guestbook_off.src="http://www.kennyliu.com/images/guestbook_off.jpg";
guestbook_on.src="http://www.kennyliu.com/images/guestbook_on.jpg";
}
function doRollover(arrayNum,graphicName){
if (vers >=3){
document.images[arrayNum].src=eval(graphicName+"_on.src");
}
}
function doRestore(arrayNum,graphicName){
if (vers >=3){
document.images[arrayNum].src=eval(graphicName+"_off.src");
}
}
// browswer sniffing
var agt = navigator.userAgent.toLowerCase();
var ie = (agt.indexOf("msie") != -1); // sets ie to true if user is using IE
var major = parseFloat(navigator.appVersion);
// script to rollover descriptions
function restore() {desc.innerHTML="
";}
function computerstext() {desc.innerHTML="
I am a digital boy with digital toys.
Welcome to my digital world."}
function guitartext() {desc.innerHTML="
A page dedicated to the least expensive of the stringed instruments."} function musictext() {desc.innerHTML="
Music, plain and simple."} function gallerytext() {desc.innerHTML="
A collection of pictures.
A visual documentary.
Are your eyes hard up for some entertainment? I\'m sorry but you won\'t find any here, but come on in anyways!"}
function linktext() {desc.innerHTML="
When you get a chance, check out some of these links!"} function ppttext() {desc.innerHTML="
Why would anyone put up a compilation of all their PowerPoint presentations?
To better the world, I suppose."}
function medtext() {desc.innerHTML="
The wild, wild world of medicine.
Enter at your own risk."}
function researchtext() {desc.innerHTML="
My research interests."} function pubstext() {desc.innerHTML="
If you're really bored, you can peruse my contributions to the scientific community."} function biotext() {desc.innerHTML="
Meet the mastermind.
Meet the weirdo.
Enter the kenny."}
function cvtext() {desc.innerHTML="
Want a good laugh?
Take a peek at my curriculum vitae."}
function musingstext() {desc.innerHTML="
Just a page full of the quotes, stories, and thoughts that get me through life."} function whytext() {desc.innerHTML="
Why do I waste my time with this web site thing?"} function brainstormtext() {desc.innerHTML="
Kinda like, umm...., creative writing or something, you know?"} function hardatworktext() {desc.innerHTML="
For everyone who ever wondered what it was really like to be a surgical resident, you can read about it right here."} function sobstext() {desc.innerHTML="
I\'ve heard of streams of consciousness, but streams of bullshit??!"} //randomize home page saying var numoflogos = 6 - 1; var logoindex = 0; // sets logo switching for other pages if ((ie) || (major >= 5)) {logoindex = 8;} else logoindex = 10; var indexlogoindex = 0; // sets logo switching for index page if ((ie) || (major >= 5)) {indexlogoindex = 10;} else {indexlogoindex = 12;} // preload images boredom = new Image; mediocrity = new Image; ennui = new Image; youllbesorry = new Image; maximallylame = new Image; gustywinds = new Image; boredom.src="http://www.kennyliu.com/images/boredom.jpg"; mediocrity.src="http://www.kennyliu.com/images/mediocrity.jpg"; ennui.src="http://www.kennyliu.com/images/ennui.jpg"; youllbesorry.src="http://www.kennyliu.com/images/youllbesorry.jpg"; maximallylame.src="http://www.kennyliu.com/images/maximallylame.jpg"; gustywinds.src="http://www.kennyliu.com/images/gustywinds.jpg"; logoArray = new Array(6); logoArray[0] = boredom.src; logoArray[1] = mediocrity.src; logoArray[2] = ennui.src; logoArray[3] = youllbesorry.src; logoArray[4] = maximallylame.src; logoArray[5] = gustywinds.src; function getRandomIndexLogo() { if (vers >= 3) { document.images[indexlogoindex].src=logoArray[returnrandom(numoflogos)]; } } function getRandomLogo() { if (vers >= 3) { document.images[logoindex].src=logoArray[returnrandom(numoflogos)]; } } //randomize kennyliu letters var letterindex = 0; if ((ie) || (major >= 5)) {letterindex = 7;} else letterindex = 9; var numofletters = 6; // 7 - 1 //preload k = new Image; e = new Image; n = new Image; y = new Image; l = new Image; i = new Image; u = new Image; k.src="http://www.kennyliu.com/images/k.jpg"; e.src="http://www.kennyliu.com/images/e.jpg"; n.src="http://www.kennyliu.com/images/n.jpg"; y.src="http://www.kennyliu.com/images/y.jpg"; l.src="http://www.kennyliu.com/images/l.jpg"; i.src="http://www.kennyliu.com/images/i.jpg"; u.src="http://www.kennyliu.com/images/u.jpg"; // array to hold letters letterArray = new Array(6); letterArray[0] = k.src; letterArray[1] = e.src; letterArray[2] = n.src; letterArray[3] = y.src; letterArray[4] = l.src; letterArray[5] = i.src; letterArray[6] = u.src; function getRandomLetter() { if (vers >= 3) { document.images[letterindex].src=letterArray[returnrandom(numofletters)]; } } function returnrandom(num) { var number = (Math.random() * num); return Math.round(number); }